trvsh: trvsh: pbthtbthffbhtpfff pbpfffbpbphhththtff
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
high-functioningginger: And the Righteous Man spoke unto the Prophet Kevin “I present you with keys to our dwelling. Do not betray this trust with merriment and wine.” And the Prophet replied “Fear not, for I have no one to make merry with” And the Righteous Man gazed sorrowfully at him and spake no more. Chuck 8:23
thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
sidhwen: candidcatharsis: it’s a bird it’s a plane it’s the entire fucking population of heaven TOO FUCKING SOON
whiskyandoldspice: just how long was sam carrying that around inside of him just how fucking long was he thinking “i failed you i am a failure i am a failure in every way that matters” every time he looked at dean
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
mycr0ftholmes: *slowly rolls off bed and under it* don’t touch me till season 9
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
I am doing everything in my power not to study right now
colethewolf: hetalocked-lauy: OH NO PAINFULLY AWKWARD MOMENT IN FANFIC /SLAMS HANDS INTO FACE /WALKS CIRCLES THROUGH ROOM /ASDFGJHFKL::LALDFLHKL??? continue reading I cannot even explain how fucking accurate this is.
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
poco-loki: colinmorgs: we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic
johnathanegbert: i found the video source
I’m frankly surprised by the show. There’s stupid things - there’s - sorry...– Misha on the misogyny of Supernatural (via strangepicturesofmishacollins)
snokoplasmed: Sims more like OTP puppet theatre
casteilnovak: watchtheskytonight: flaaffytaaffy: my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
ivegottobethere: ima-ho-ho-ho: rneerkat: snapfox: rneerkat: rneerkat: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. good nitrogen sleep tightrogen don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen